Entries from April 2008

Sunday, April 27, 2008

The Terms of YOUR Agreement, Explained

Who cares if the disingenuous ant wanted to fight the mischievous caterpillar. Let’s be honest, really honest about this two-toned machination that only started becoming a problematic after the loaded-gun effect entered into the equation. So she was provoked! Big deal, alright! Matters of this complicated nature are a daily occurrence [...]

Friday, April 25, 2008

I definitely need to get myself a bigger jar in which to urinate. [A SECOND ATTEMPT]

Anonymous,
Surprisingly, or rather incredibly, I did not have to blame myself this morning for wetting my bed – it just happened. Naturally, the consequences were always relevant. However, incoherent ignorance kept itself in-play for long enough to allow my conscious to regain temporary control and, once all of this sustenance shenanigan took flight [...]

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Hello Anonymous… [what i wrote on the typewriter at http://writer.bighugelabs.com/ one night...]

Hello Anonymous,
Today I wanted to speak to you through a different medium, a different formula. You understand don’t you? Before I woke up today, my smallest toe on the left or the right foot – I don’t remember – decided to depart from the bigger picture and smell the roses on its own. [...]

Saturday, April 12, 2008

a script, an eleven-forty tango with “CREATE,” the captain of mice

the car
just got back from spain where i had a 1.2 polo. small. but what a pernicious beast. it gave me confidence and i appreciated its character for what it really was (not what it tried to be). the rival it sat next to in the driveway was a peugeot 308, [...]

Friday, April 4, 2008

hra – better than nothing? and has the EU really made a difference?

hra – better than nothing? and has the EU really made a difference?
- what does that tell you about how much the HOME OFFICE (a creation of some prime minister or another – i think in this case it was his royal tony-ness that transgressed) really cares about the HRA
- in my personal and humble [...]